08/08/1980 - 06/11/2018
About Me
Well, besides having excellent hair, being an awesome Dad and Doctor and what have you, let me fill you in on my story...
I was born in Dallas Texas on 08/08/1980 (I chose that date because I like 8s if you were wondering) was raised in Plano Texas but settled down in Albuquerque, where I fit in perfectly at The University of New Mexico with my darker skin tone and ability to speak a few words in Spanish and what not.
Thankfully, due to my oversized hippocampus, amygdala, cingulate gyrus, thalamus, hypothalamus, epithalamus, and mammillary body, I made it through College and even made it into Med School in Brooklyn NY. While I honed my craft at the Brookdale University Hospital, I also learned how to perform the Brooklyn Two-Step and the Harlem Shake, which proved to be very beneficial later in life. As we all know, sometimes city life can take a toll on our inner Chi, so decided to complete my education at St. Georges University School of Medicine in the West Indies Island of Grenada, where I was once again treated like a Native. Island life was good to me, between classes I often basked in the sun and swam with the fish, but alas, when it was time to leave I knew that I enjoyed the humid tropical weather and the occasional Hurricane and made the decision to do my Residency at the University of Miami.
The rest is history... I produced a beautiful boy named Kameron was the Director of Internal Medicine at Lakeside Hospital in Belle Glade FL and practiced at Bethesda Hospital in Boynton Beach, FL. On a personal note, I can tie a perfect Double Windsor in under 30 seconds, play tennis poorly, drive Italian sports cars with a smile, and can handle two Mac 12's and a microphone with ease. I have been called the Toastmaster General since the late 90's and can hum the shit out of pretty much any Sinatra song while making it look easy as Sunday morning.